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Manchester City sign Brazilian wonder kid

Brazilian wonder kid, Alberto Trunso, who is due this month, is allegedly the secret love child, of Maradona... City have paid Alberto's mother $50.000 on a contract, said to be worth $500.000. City hope that he will one day run out at the Etihad. We've done our homework, said a City scout. Alberto has an amazing pair of feet, with a strong left foot. We placed a football, on Alberto's mother's stomach, and a few seconds later Alberto kicked the ball, which travelled 30 yard's. into the top right hand corner, of Joe Harts net.

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